Flush with cash after revitalizing Korea’s public restrooms, a businessman built a house shaped like a crapper. Not surprisingly, there’s a World Toilet Association that…
aims no less than to launch a “toilet revolution,” by getting people to open their bathroom doors for the sake of improving worldwide hygiene.
Aims. Get it, fellas? He-he. Will the toilet revolution be televised? Let’s hope not.
I imagine the World Toilet ASSociation (extra caps mine) was started when someone was reading Das Kapital while struggling with constipation in a Port-a-potty at a chili convention.
One moment of awkwardness was when the chairman of the WTA was given a giant hug by a fan of the cause. Security was brisk to impart a Toilet Association rule: “Please don’t squeeze the chairman.”