Toilet Revolution

Flush with cash after revitalizing Korea’s public restrooms, a businessman built a house shaped like a crapper.  Not surprisingly, there’s a World Toilet Association that…

aims no less than to launch a “toilet revolution,” by getting people to open their bathroom doors for the sake of improving worldwide hygiene.

Aims.  Get it, fellas?  He-he.  Will the toilet revolution be televised?  Let’s hope not.

I imagine the World Toilet ASSociation (extra caps mine) was started when someone was reading Das Kapital while struggling with constipation in a Port-a-potty at a chili convention.

One moment of awkwardness was when the chairman of the WTA was given a giant hug by a fan of the cause.  Security was brisk to impart a Toilet Association rule: “Please don’t squeeze the chairman.”

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Mike Vogel

Hi, I'm the Writer & Director of Transmedia, Feature Films, Original Series, and Fiction. Portland, Oregon

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