Novembeard is the stupidest thing ever. I hate beards. But I had fun shaving off my beard in stages. Here they are, for your amusement/ridicule.
I'm totally in a band
Nicely Trimmed Beard
Showing a little cheek
That Guy
The Edge from U2?
Tequila
Bro, I just need enough money for the bus home
EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS AWESOME
I'm an artist and you're not
Jammin' to some yacht rock!
Don't make fun of this one
Gross hairy sink
This is the only time I will miss the beard.
With my brother who has a permanent beard. Only 5 days left!
Or should I say Novembeerd! Neither? Okay, fine.
HALF WAY THERE!!! 15 more days until shavocity.
I REALLY want to shave. I hate this thing. My skin is all irritated under it and I’ll probably have the complexion of a teenager working the fryer at McDonald’s by the time I shave it off.
I’m getting a lot of “So, uh, you’re really going to… not shave?”
And since it’s SE Portland, my neighbor asked me which cause I was supporting by growing it. Um, cause I want to BLOG ABOUT IT.
One third of the way there…
After five days, I’m alienating my wife and kids. It’s also very itchy. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s not doing things and so I will continue to not shave.
I’m attempting to not shave for the entire month of November. After one day, still no beard.
